Privacy Policy

We guard your data like we guard our jokes

We value your privacy as much as a spotless restroom. Here’s the TL;DR:

Data Collection

We only collect the information you choose to share—your email address, any story or feedback you submit, etc.

This site is fully static with no backend, so no personal data is stored or processed unless you explicitly provide it.

Cookies

We don’t use cookies or any other tracking technologies.

Your Rights

You can request deletion of your data or see what we have via email: